Tuesday, July 14, 2009

The Queen's Meme ~ Do Handcuffs Hurt?



Welcome to our first edition of The Queen's Meme.
It's exciting to start a fresh new meme in the blogosphere.
I've had a busy day cooking up questions and trying not to get arrested for....for....that's a secret. Feel free to join in!




This meme is all about using your imagination. Step outside the proverbial blox (that's blog + box for all you non-blog speakers) and free your inner blogginess. Answer these ridiculous situational questions and post them on your own blog. Here's the situation for today. We won't tell a soul. And remember: Don't end up in the dungeon.


1. You are in court. You are in deep doo-doo. What did you do?


I said doo-doo on my blog.
Do handcuffs hurt?













2. Your blog just became a best-selling book .What is the title of the book?
Blwar and Peace: The Rise and Fall of a Queen In Deep Doo-Doo











3. It is midnight. The phone rings. It is Michael Jackson calling from the Great Beyond. What would you like to ask him?
First, I would get a tape recorder. A dumb Queen I am not. Then I would ask him if he sees clouds or flames. Then I would request that he sing "A B C" over the loud speaker in Heaven. THEN I'd go outside to listen.
Why waste his minutes?


4. You are having your future told. The fortune teller looks in the crystal ball, screams and leaves the room in fright.
What did she see?

Me in the kitchen





5. You're blogging along minding your own blusiness (that's blog + oh...you know) when Google unexpectedly puts a Objectionable Content Warning on your blog. Your own mother is afraid to enter! What, pray tell, did you do to warrant it? How did this happen?Just how objectionable can you be? Do tell.

Who wrote these questions??! Google doesn't "unexpectedly" do anything. So that means that one of you reported me for saying d--d-- and they closed the Castle. Granted, my own mother has never heard me say d--d-- but that's beside the point. What else could it be? Oh! It must be the blogger who called me a "terrorism" this morning when they saw the dungeon picture. And she is so going to the dungeon!!!
These handcuffs are wreaking havoc with my nails.

6. You suddenly become God Of The Universe. What would your first Commandment be?


Would it kill ya to leave a comment? I have all this time on my hands now since my profanity arrest. I need the company.

7. And finally, what secret would you like to tell the Queen?Not to worry. What happens in Bloggingham, stays in Bloggingham.
(She's in a very bad mood....I'll be gentle)
"You have to do more than say doo doo five times on your blog to get a content warning, my Queen. We all know you've had a rough day trying to launch a meme in handcuffs without breaking a nail. But let's face it, Your Highness, the dark side just isn't your style. You go take a nice long bath and when you get out, I'll teach you to cuss like a real lady."


OK, Homer. But can you get me out of these first?
I think they'd make very nice earrings....


53 comments:

Tilli said...

'Me in the kitchen.' - Gotta love it. LOVE the meme, great questions, great answers! xoxo

Finding Pam said...

Now that was fun to hear your anwswers. I am suppose to use the same questions? OK, I will give it a try for tomorrow.

I liked the pink handcuffs.Ha.

Thom said...

This is going to be a great meme. Crowns off to you my friend. Im always gonna be ome of the last ones posted. Damn HST. LOL

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

Thou shalt not Drive By Blog!
Good one! It should be THE LAW!

Make a new a law will ya?

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Perfect. You got it. Dawn was right about the drive-by! Congrats...

Mimi Lenox said...

Tara - I'm so glad you played. I'll be by in a bit to comment. Thank you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Pam - Maybe I can find a bracelet to match.

Mimi Lenox said...

Thom - Are you trying to make nice with me? Dawn told me what you said on her blog!!!!

You're first in line for the dungeon, Buster.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - I shall do so in your honor. 'Cause you are a faithful and true commenter and supporter and I heart you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - Thanks for all your help today. I couldn't have done it without you.

The hard part is over and now I can enjoy reading everyone's answers (it's kinda like peace globes but not)

Your meme was hysterical!

Jamie said...

Answered the questions, but I may have a few mysteries yet to share.

skywind said...

Ha-ha, the humorous words and expressions, actually let me touch matter's true meaning. thx.
Healthy Life & Marvelous world

Cogitator said...

WARNING!! Fluffy pink handcuffs don't always unlock, if the mechanism gets jammed......

frannie said...

HEHEHE...I have been remiss in my commenting. I will rectify this henceforth!

Loved it!

Mojo said...

*snort*
Damn, woman.

Kitten said...

I wish my answers were as clever as yours, Mimi. I never wish to disappoint my Queen! :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - Mysteries are good....I like!

Mimi Lenox said...

Skywind - Uh huh....

Mimi Lenox said...

Cogitator - Now you tell me.

Mimi Lenox said...

Frannie - Is that you peeking out there? Please do comment. I love comments!

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - Is that a good snort or a bad snort?

Mimi Lenox said...

Kitten - I will visit henceforth! (That's what a Queen would say don't ya know)

Bitter Sweet Moments said...

I loved your answers!!

The Gal Herself said...

WHO put you in plain old metal cuffs when the furry ones are available for just $12.99 at most adult stores (or so I'm told)? I hope next time Homer takes a clue from Lassie and leads your captor to the nice pink ones in the first place. Loved your wanted poster, too, since I believe you're probably best known throughout the blogosphere for your gams.

Charles Gramlich said...

I had to stop at "me in the kitchen." Maybe I'll stop laughing soon and be able to read the rest. ;)

Autumn said...

Will you harbor a runaway, Your Highness?

Mimi Lenox said...

Bittet - Thank you and welcome to the castle.

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - Alas, I should have posted my own pencil skirt legs. Hers are a tad straight! But I love the pencil skirt.

I'm checking out that store.
Gal!! Say it ain't so!

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - Oh very funny cowboy man!

Mimi Lenox said...

Autumn - Yes my child. What have you done?

ccorkran said...

Mimi, great new edition. Love your pics too.

Mouse said...

Alas, google did not fetch forth furry earrings, but they did show these, with a bit of bling, suitable for a Queen ;) ROFLMAO

http://www.karnival-house.co.uk/acatalog/BA1036sm.jpg

Patti said...

Loved the questions and your responses, Your Highness.

I doo-doo not know if I can come up with any potentially printable Princess answers.

It's a puzzlement, for sure.

Mimi Lenox said...

ccorkan - Thank you! Good to see you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mouse - Why do I think I'm going to be sorry I looked?

Mimi Lenox said...

Patti - Your alliteration is awesomely astounding!

Travis said...

You mean I have permission for silliness? Woooooooooo!

amanda said...

Lots of fun reading I think this will be an interesing Meme to add into the hat! And Mimi, handcuffs are fun!

Desert Songbird said...

Okay, I'm not drive by blogging, but I'm not doing the meme either. Shoot me. I don't feel well, and I'm being ornery.

Cogitator said...

My girlfriend at college tried them when I wasn't there and they stuck so she had to go next door for help :)

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Myself and Lynette have been way too busy for blogging this week, but of course we made an exception for your meme after your kind invite. Hope you do become God, because that's a great first commandment.

Sarge Charlie said...

I am a late arriver, but working on it. Please don't put me in the dungon.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - And silly it was!

Mimi Lenox said...

Amanda - I shall remember that...

Mimi Lenox said...

Songbird - Smooch to you my dear. I would never throw you in the dungeon. Feel better soon.

Mimi Lenox said...

Cogitator - Ha! Funny story! You should write it!

Or not.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark - I am so happy for you and Lynn. What a great love story you've become. All my best!

Mimi Lenox said...

Sarge - I couldn't put you in the dungeon if I wanted to 'cause you have all those military moves to get out! You would undoubtedly help the other prisoners escape.

A dumb Queen I am not.

Kwizgiver said...

Very fun answers!

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

This is the ghost of Dawn. According to Ferd there is nothing left of me except a pile of bones.

Forgotten and left alone to die in a dungeon with a rat waiting to pick my bones... is NOT exactly how I planned to make my final exit.

And you've gone and ruined my weekend. I had a hot date you know!

Oh. And the word verification is "rante"... a coincidence? I think not.

Mimi Lenox said...

Kwiz - Thank you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Didn't you get the negligee I threw down with the tuna?

Akelamalu said...

Loved your answers Mimi. I'm not going in the dungeon because I did the meme. :)

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