My Queen is AWOL.
She said to give you five reasons why she can't make a post tonight. She said to make 'em good if I know what's good for me. She said I'd better not hold up any of those funny signs behind her back either.
She said not to try to pull anything 'cause she'll find out when she gets back to this blog of hers. And if I tell people what she wears to bed or how long it takes to find her shoes in the morning that it'll be my last dog day on earth. She said I'd better thank my lucky blars (that's Blog + stars for all you....oh...I HATE it when she does that) that I live with royalty and not in the local blog pound.
I hate her. If you had to live with her you'd hate her too. She's soooo annoying.
She makes me sleep on the floor!
But seein's how it's rainy and windy tonight and I despise the dungeon on spooky nights, I'd better do as she asked. Last time I blabbed about the curlers she threw me in the moat and I can't swim.
Lucky for me I had my cellphone with me.
You have to guess which one is true.
(I'm going to order a pizza......brb)
B. She is tied up in the dungeon.
C. She is busy GOOGLING
D. She's getting ready for a performance.
1. American Idol asked her to be the 5th judge.
2.It's been a long week and she's too tired to blog.
3. All of the above.
4. None of the above.
5. Some of the above.
I. Oh who cares
I really love my Queen.
Dial 1-800-Bloggingham-Party for directions to the Castle.
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