Update Thursday nite: Out of the dungeon! Speedy, Lois, ......
10 - 9- 8 - 7 - 6.....
I saw this meme over at Shannon's Moments of Introspection. She found it at Multifaceted Mama who pilfered it from Life Is Nothing Without Friends who frankly stole it from Freaky Poptart's Meme Obsession and lucky you, it's landed in the meme Queen's castle.
I just hope my blog doesn't blow up when it counts down to zero.
And I am so tagging. You don't want to be in the dungeon for Christmas, now do you?
That would not be cool.
I cheated. A little.
TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now:
01. Hi to my creepy daily stalker. My life would be incomplete without you. Smooch!
02. I can't believe you forgot my birthday.
03. Stop staring at my chest.
04. I sense you need a back rub and a kiss. I'm on my way.
05. I am so tired of your BS. I know you dislike me, why do you pretend otherwise?
06. Stop staring at my chest.
07. Stop trying to fix me up with your nincompoop brother.
08. You are a complete knucklehead man but I love you anyway.
09. I really should charge you for all this free therapy.
10. Goodnite to my creepy daily stalker. (You know who you are and so do I. Must you visit me 25x a day? If you need to know something, just ask.)
NINE things about yourself:
01. I broke my tailbone when I was eight. It still hurts sometimes.
02. I like the lights on. (In the DARK! Get your mind out of the gutter)
03. I hate beets and rutabaga. They taste like food from an alien planet. Maybe they are.
04. I am introspective and crave solitude
05. Sometimes I get lonely
06. I've never dyed my hair
07. I hate drinking from a straw
08. I still have a piggy bank (just in case)
09. I love love love to drive
EIGHT ways to win your heart: (Psst! I cheated on #7)01. Let me steal the covers. Getting them back is so much fun.
02. Light some candles
03. Touch my hair when you kiss me. It makes my knees go weak.
04. Dance with me in the kitchen
05. Take care of yourself. It matters to me. (and never wear flannel)
06. Make me laugh
07. Treat me like a lady and act like a man
07a. Understand that I don't need you to "fix it"...I just need you to listen.
07b. Be assertive. I like to be chased.
07c. Respect my brain and have one of your own.
08. Occasionally call my bluff. I can take it.
01. I miss romancing to music
02. Where are my slippers and fuzzy socks?
03. I hope there is French Vanilla creamer in the fridge
04. Did I misspell that word?
05. I need to get some sleep tonight
06. I really need to stop thinking about that and/or I can't get that stupid song out of my head
07. I need
02. Wash and moisturize my face
03. Brush my hair 50 strokes
04. Do sit ups and stretches yada yada and take my calcium
05. Thank God for this day
06. Tell Homer to stop whining. Did I tell you he snores?
Travis, and Anndi (maybe it will help her feel better).
Enjoy! Tag at will.