Sunday, February 25, 2007

A Monday Meme for Mimi ~ The Queen Spills the Dirt

The Dirty Thirty Meme is a meme making its way through the 'sphere with a vengeance. It's brutal! So here I go trying to be scandalous.
Here's the dirt on the Queen. Uncensored!

1. In two words, explain what ended your last relationship. 
Insane boyfriend.

2. When was the last time you shaved your legs? 
This morning. Who in the known universe needs to know that?

3. What were you doing this morning at 8am?

4. What were you doing 15 minutes ago? 
Checking on my boyfriend.  He's not feeling well. It appears he has food poisoning. (That was fifteen minutes ago two days ago...get it?) Maybe I'd better check on him again. 

5. Are you any good at math?
I need a calculator to count sheep.

6. Your prom night?The year was 1974. The theme was Midnight at the Oasis.
I wore a white chiffon dress with pink roses - identical to the girl sitting next to me at the table who also had long dark hair. I kid you not. I have prom pictures and I can't tell who I'm dancing with or if that's even me in the shot. I do believe my date got his dance cards mixed up. Yeah right.

 7. Do you have any famous relatives?

8. Have you ever taken out a loan to to pay for school?

 9. Do you know the words to your MySpace song? 
I do not have a MySpace account, but if I didn't I'm sure I'd have a song that I didn't remember the words to. Just so ya know. 

10. Last thing u received in the mail? 
The phone bill.

 11. How many different beverages have you drank today? 
Coffee, Pepsi, water and tea. That would be.....where's the calculator?

13. Who did you lose your virginity to?
 Davy Jones of The Monkees in 1968. His picture hung on the wall of my bedroom. Who made up these questions?

14. Do you draw your name in the sand when you go to the beach?
Sure. And it's still there. See? - Create custom images

15. What's the most painful dental procedure you've had?

My dental procedures are never painful. I just smile and say where's the goofy gas? Solves all problems.

16. What is out your back door?

18. Do you like the ocean? - Create custom images Does that answer your question?

19. Have you ever received one of those big tins of 3 different kinds of

20. Have you ever been to a planetarium?

 Mmmmaybe...Is that anything like a sanatorium??

22. Something you are excited about?
An upcoming trip to New England.

23. What is your favorite flavor of  jello? Cherry.

24. Are any of your great-grandparents still alive?

25. Describe your key chain?
That would take too long. I have fifteen sets of keys just in case I lose one....or two.....Doesn't matter.
I think I have 3 left now.

26. Where do you keep your change?

In a pullout compartment on the dash of my car. Sometimes it all spills out. What a mess.

27. When was the last time you spoke in front of a large group?

Two hours ago

28. What kind of winter coat do you have? 

 One that I have to return because the department store sensor is still attached. Shoplifting is just not for me. Brrr........

29. What do you think of the person you copied this from? 
That his meme was ten times funnier than this one. Oh the pressure.

30. Do you sleep with the door to your room open or closed?
 Closed. Very closed. I sleepwalk.

I hereby officially tag ANY
ONE who'd like to participate. Hope you've had a great Monday!


Lizza said...


I hope I don't lose my head because of this, but I think you're a lot prettier than your great-grandma. ;-)

But you do have her queenly demeanor.

Empress Bee (of the High Sea) said...

ohh you don't want to know my famous relative but i will give you a hint, chicago, 1929, yup!

smiles, bee

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

Nice job! I think you'll enjoy New England, BTW....

Turnbaby said...

I SOOOOOOO wanted a tag!!!


Annelisa said...

:-D lol! Thoroughly enjoyed reading your 'deepest, darkest secrets' Mimi!

... although you didn't actually mention what kind of jello you liked :-)

Mimi Lenox said...

Thanks, Lizza and I promise not to tell Granny. She's feeling a little testy today.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bee! Say it ain't so....

Mimi Lenox said...

Bee! Say it ain't so....

Mimi Lenox said...

I officially tag Turnbaby!

Mimi Lenox said...

Annelisa - The color of jello is on the box. See?

Bond said...

I just got here... ummm do you like the ocean?

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