American Idol: Never Name Yourself After Food

Welcome to the latest edition of our new series: 
The Bud and Mimi Review: American Idol.  

Words cannot totally express our excitement, we are forced to continue this venture, nonetheless.

We came, we saw, we spoke. Again.

Bud: What were we thinking?

Mimi: I've been thinking that your cab driver Hamied could have driven me back from Connecticut faster than that plane. The plane ride from hell only took twenty hours for 700 miles.
Bud: No, Mims. I meant...

Mims: I knew what you meant Bud, you miss me already. We're getting sooooo emotional… Like that singer who couldn't even talk.
Bud: Actually, Mimi, I was talking about American Idol.

Mimi: Oh. Right. Bud, what do you think people thought of our first American Idol Review?
Bud: Mimi, they were torn. A few ACTUALLY suggested that we should review both nights!
Mimi: Didn't we explain this feature is geared to the Final 12 and we want to review them before the vote?
Bud: How could we have explained that to anyone? We hadn't figured that out ourselves until after our first post.
Mimi: So what did people think?
Bud: They were torn between having us just stop the series and voting us off the blogosphere entirely.
 Mimi: Bud, tonight was shot in Memphis. Did you think that kid channeled Elvis?

Bud: The Jimmy Walker look-a-like? I'd say change the channel.

Mimi: How did you like Sundance Head?

Bud: Pardon me?

Mimi: Roy Head's son?

Bud: Oh yea. He was the show. And that "back-up singer" was cool, too.

Mimi: And then there was that kid who called himself "Frank & Beans."

 
Bud: Never pick a food item for your stage name.

Mimi: How did you like the woman in that dress that kept falling off her?
 Bud: Mimi, I'm a guy. But that said, I was not a fan of the disco stripper. How about that heartbroken guy who flirted with Paula and who had lost his wife? 

Mimi: Yeah, that was a puzzler. Who would leave the Pillsbury Dough Boy? And then there was Fidel Castro. They say he's been sick, but other than that weird "do" he looked all right.

Bud: I thought he looked like "Cousin It". He did sing well. I was really impressed with the new father who left his 9 and a half pregnant wife alone. "Have the baby, babe. I'm off to Hollywood!"

Mimi: He sang well.
Bud: Explain that to her divorce attorney.

Mimi: Do we do this again?

Bud: Of course. I miss you already.
Mimi: The AI Review.
Bud. Right. Same time. Same blogs.

Mimi: But better?

Bud: No shot.

Join us next Wednesday if you are up to it. Or don't. It really is up to you.