Occupation: Conjugating verbs, submitting works of astounding literary wisdom to publishers across the globe, published author
Latest accomplishment: Winner of the esteemed 2006 International Book Lovers Hair-in-a-Bun Award
Location: Sleepy Pennsylvania town where neighbors close the blinds at dusk
Favorite pastime: Smoking a pipe in the library on autumn evenings, sipping cognac with Emerson, and buying red teddies.
You heard it here first, folks.
She has apparently scandalized the neighborhood and shocked the literary world. Read this exclusive never-before-seen blogblurf on the real personality and antics of the literary genius known as Gale Martin - and the secret that puts the GEM in Gemosophy.