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Monday, May 18, 2026

Monday Mimisms ~ Then He Called Me Darling

All I wanted was a new quote from my phone carrier. Dialing...

"What can I help you with today?" said the most robotic voice I've EVER heard.

"I'd like to speak to someone about changing my plan."

"I can help you with that!"

Me: "It's complicated. I'd like to speak with a real person."
Robot-Robbie: I AM a real person."

"Me: "You are most certainly NOT a real person. You sound just like an AI robot. Great impression!"

Robbie: "What makes you think I'm a robot?"

Me: "Have you HEARD yourself speak? You're doing this on purpose, right?"

Syncopation ceased. Suddenly we were counting in 4/4 time.

Robbie: "No-darling-I'm-just-trying-to-solve-your-problem."

Me: Darling?

Robbie: "No-one's-ever-told-me-I-sound-like-a-robot-before."
Me: "It's NOT a compliment!"
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3 comments:

Sherry Blue Sky said...

I got such a kick out of this. Automated messages drive me CRAZY! It is so hard to get through to a real person any more.

Sherry Blue Sky said...

I especially hate, after being shifted from one automated spot to another, when you get to the end and THEY HANG UP ON YOU!!!! "Sorry, we cant help you. Goodbye." Gah!

Mimi Lenox said...

I know! It's maddening! LOL

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