Monday, May 27, 2013

The Last Words and Testament of Date #2




 After mouthfuls of admitted charm and a string of flattering superlatives I hear, 
"YOU are the package." 
Did anyone see a big brown truck full of brown paper boxes drive up?
"Package?"
"Yes, you're the package."
**imagine steam pouring out between ears wafting slowly through brunette hair**

"I am no one's package." 
Sensing impending flying cream pitchers he said,
"You're absolutely right, my dear. You're the total package." 

"I am not a package. I am not a total package. I am not nor ever will be anyone's package."

Really, my Bloggy People? Really?
"How would you like it if someone called you a package?"
(Scratch that. I already know the answer to that one.)
"Some packages are empty you know...the only thing holding them together are pretty ribbons and bows. Inside? Nada. Nope. I don't want to be a package."
"But I'm just trying to pay you a compliment."
"By calling me a package."
"Yes."
"As in 'tied up with strings'....?" 



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15 comments:

Red Shoes said...

Maybe, just maybe, he wanted you to ask him about HIS package...

HAR!!!!!!!!

~shoes~

Mimi Lenox said...

Did hell freeze over?

Sherry Blue Sky said...

Cackling........especially at the comments!!

Princess said...

I agree with Red Shoes, lol!!!

Dawn Drover said...

But you're such a cute little package!!!! lol

Janet White said...

Maybe you need to watch TV or something. He may have phrased it poorly or clumsily or leering (you don't say), but "total package" is a compliment. Someone who has it all, charm, looks, talent etc.

Mark In Mayenne said...

If he had said that you're the "real deal" would you have objected to being described as an assortment of playing cards?

Charles Gramlich said...

I've got nothing, I'm afraid.

Mimi Lenox said...

Sherry....what am I gonna do with these men?!

Mimi Lenox said...

Princess.... Ya gotta love Jim.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn....I am not a package!!!!!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie.... It was more the tone and context. It just sounds so much like a shopping spree.

Mimi Lenox said...

Yes. Unless it was the Queen of Hearts...

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles....lol...and I was counting on you for scholarly advice...

Red Shoes said...

HAHAHAHA!!!

What GREAT comments!!!!!

This is the best EVER!!!!

:oD

~shoes~

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