For four days I've sweated getting a ticket because I let my driver's license expire. (Shhh...don't tell) Four days past my birthday and it would be my pencil skirt luck to be the one pulled over by the blue lights. So I fly across town in my QueenMobile. I arrive literally 2 minutes before closing time. Whew! Waited in line. Sat in chair. Politely raised my hand for assistance. Mr. Uniform handed me a renewal ticket. Studied road signs.
Fluffed my hair and contemplated red lip gloss for the picture.
Then she told me I was an entire year early.