Monday, November 22, 2010

Monday Mimisms ~ How To Pardon A Turkey (and other fun games!)

Ten Things to Do on Thanksgiving Besides Cook Turkey
1. Thank God for divorce (Just kidding!!) 
Let me start again....

1. Serve meals at a homeless shelter or try to save The Salvation Army

2. Go to a nursing home or jail and visit someone who never gets company. 
Bernie Madoff comes to mind.

3. Sing them a song (in my case, this would be my offering. Home baked goodies would be out of the question)

4. Time travel to 1910 and go Christmas shopping

5. Make your Christmas list 
(Homer gets NOTHING)

6.  Visit your mother. Bring this!

For yourself

7. Wish upon a wishbone

8. Look at this 1942 photograph and wonder why the little boy on the end
is face down in the dressing.

9. Gobble something

10. Pardon at least one turkey in your life.

I might need more than one bird.


Max the Quilt Cat said...

Hee Hee.... I'm loving your post today. MOL

hugs, Max

Lisa said...

You have me giggling this morning. :D Have a great day!

Sherry Blue Sky said...

So funny! "I may need more than one turkey." Hee hee.

Anonymous said...

There have been many turkeys at the white house who should never be pardoned...

Red Shoes said...

LOLOL I LOVE the face-down child!!!

Happy Thanksgiving to you!!!


Jamie said...

Don't bother with Bernie. The relatives still on the outside have what's left of the money. Hit on one of the new guys who just got charged with insider training. They haven't spent it on the lawyers lately.

Happy Thanksgiving

Travis Cody said...

I pardoned a turkey one year...well, there was one year when I didn't have turkey for dinner on Thanksgiving. I don't know if that got a bird off the hook, but maybe it did.

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