Monday, September 27, 2010

Monday Mimisms ~ Has Anyone Seen My Glove?

Seven Eight Reasons I Should Go Into Hiding

It's 38 days til peace globes fly and....

1. I can't find my shoes.

2. A tree branch fell on Bloggingham Saturday morning

3. I need a chainsaw.

4. I need a handsome semi-bad man carrying a chainsaw

5. My blood pressure is down from 160/95 (I kid not) to 131/82.
I like that. OHHHHMMMM


6. But I nearly had a stroke this afternoon when I accidentally got tangled up in the monitor cord trying to actually take my blood pressure for the first time by myself with a new monitor. It's not as easy as it looks on TV!!!

7. I fully realize that the excessive use of exclamation points is the reason my blood pressure is in the stratosphere to begin with. I can't help it!!!!! It's the Cherokee-Italian thing.
**imagine crazy hand waving and hair tossing**

8. I'm having a battle with the devil in my soul about the good guy/ bad boy thing. One is good for me. The other is not. But I want what is not good for me. Why can't a man be both? Huh? Why IS that?


And pray tell. What is wrong with this picture?
Nope. Never found 'em.


Shut up Homer.

15 comments:

Mark said...

180/95???? What on earth were you on?? You corrected it just by oohhhhhhmmmmmming? Impressed!

Good guy/bad guy? You pays yer money and you makes yer choice. Can't help you there. Good luck! :)

Travis Cody said...

It seems to me that you should be able to find some of your shoes...you mean to tell me that you lost all of your shoes???

I think Julie has a chainsaw, but that probably doesn't help because A) she doesn't live near you and B) she's not a bad boy.

As for the monitor cord...Bwahahahahahahahaaaaa!

Sorry...you do get yourself into some pickles, don't you?

The gloves? There are 4. You can only wear 2 at a time. Pick a pair and be different!

Charles Gramlich said...

Maybe you also need a friend who has lost the other gloves.

Jay said...

I used to check my blood pressure on one of those machines at Walmart. It always read kinda high. But, then I realized it was high because Walmart stresses me out!

coopernicus said...

180/95....piker.

My (male) doctor would french kiss me if i had that bp.

well...maybe i exaggerate a tad...

my md gets upset, tho, when I get in the 160's/100's...but it's been awhile since i've been there. it's also been awile since i've had my bp checked...
not that you need/want to know any of this...

oh...and the whole rebel/good man thing...i fight with the rebel all the time becuase no one...NO ONE...wants to play with him...sigh. i keep threatening a Harley and a tattoo but people just snicker and say "sure".

damn..maybe this should have been a post...sorry about that.

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

I love your two new pairs of gloves...very stylish

know what raises my blood pressure? having to use word verification...

just sayin'

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark - 160, not 180 (a LITTLE better) and no, I didn't fix it without the lovely new pills I got last week. For the first time in my life I must take them. We shall see.

But I still do the Ohhhhmmmmmm for good measure. And exercise.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - I didn't lose all of them. Only the ones that don't match the ones I can't find. Did you get that?

Mimi Lenox said...

P.S. Travis - I want Julie nowhere near me with a chainsaw even if she has a bad boy chained to her (that didn't sound right).

And please, me....different? Surely you are joking. Bwaaahaaaaaaa!

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - That would kill two birds with one stone now wouldn't it?

Mimi Lenox said...

Jay - Ha! That theory might hold water for me but I'm sitting on my couch at home which doesn't stress me out. Wait a minute. Maybe it does....hmmmm...

Mimi Lenox said...

Cooper - It's awful (and awesome) that you want to be a rebel. Tattoos? Of what???!

Mimi Lenox said...

Vinny - Why thank you. I think I'll wear them to my next social function.

I'm sorry about the word verification. Spammers stress me out more. And unkind people. Yep. That's worse than word verification.

Red Shoes said...

I'm the 'good guy' that women come to when they've been screwed over by the 'bad boy' type...

... and then I'm the one that gets screwed over when they decide they want the 'bad boy' back...

So it goes...

~shoes~

Ferd said...

A good guy will bring over his chainsaw and help your BP come down.
A bad boy will steal your shoes.
Just sayin'.

But "semi bad," now you're talking! I'd probably like that dude.

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