Monday, August 16, 2010

Monday Mimisms ~ I've Heard The Rumors, Bloggy People! (Starr made me do it)

Contrary to popular belief I did not do these things while away on vacation. I've heard the rumors. I have ears ya know. At least one. These are the vacation pics that won't make the blog. These are stories you won't see me write. This is what really happened on vacation while I was down in the sand filming all the fluff and puff waves for you. We all know what happens on vacation stays on vacation. Or it was supposed to......Homer! Homer!
Do not hit that publish button!!

I did not eat these or drink that in Atlanta during BlogFest 2010
I have witnesses!

I did not kill any lobsters.
I left them alone to die on someone else's watch.

This was my grocery store.

It is a godsend for those nights when you can't seem to find anything much less your keys and you're out of Cheetos. I just followed the light down Ocean Blvd.

I did not go out with a rooster.a chicken maybe....but no roosters.

I did not jump off this balcony.

I'll admit to felonious trespassing on the construction site but I did NOT jump

Nor did I tattoo anything
that I can remember

There were some very creative people in my beach party.
They made a castle and a moat just for me! You should see the library inside.

I did not use these for hula hoops in my hula skirt

and finally...I want you to know that I did not do anything illegal on this road no matter what the news channels are reporting.

There may have been cannoli in this box.


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Starrlight said...

That's my child, all right =)

Jay said...

I totally believe you. Some people here might secretly question your honesty here, but not me.

Mimi Lenox said...

Starr - She should be on a stage somewhere, as I've previously said.

Jay - I KNEW you would believe me. What people?

Vinny "Bond" Marini said...

Me...I am people..I know you ate the food and jumped from the balcony

Anonymous said...


And Prince Charles is ruggedly handsome...

Anonymous said...

Oh c'mon... everyone knows what you did on Possum Trot Rd.
Fess up.

Mimi Lenox said...

Vinny - You've been talking to Starr, haven't you...

Mimi Lenox said...

Coop - He is not. Oh..I see what you mean.

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - I do not think snapping a picture of the intersection constitutes a federal crime. Police on vacation can be so picky.

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Which road DID you do anything illegal on, then?

Ferd said...

All due respect, my Queen, but rumors get started for a reason. Lobsters and roosters have feelings, ya know.

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