I just need sixty seconds of your time to unclog my pencil brain so that I can get some sleep. Do you mind?I have a few things to say. This is Mimi unplugged.
Floods in Pakistan, memories in New Orleans this week and hurricanes headed for the Atlantic. The news is catastrophically on cue.
To the papparazzi belly watchers of the world:
OK. Stop. Please. We all know now. "Mimi" aka Mariah Carey is pregnant. Mimi is not. Readers! Please! Stop emailing me to inquire on the state of my gestation. Can a Queen have no privacy?
To all the Egg Inspectors of the world:
If you'd had the same gestation paparazzi inspecting your eggs as have been inspecting Mariah's, I could have had an omelet by now.
Readers! Stop emailing me about the state of my digestion. I'm fine!
Grumpy. But fine.
John Kennedy, Jr.
I miss you. Eleven years ago I was in a workshop when I heard the news. We waited and watched the water. Kennedy was killed in a plane crash along with his wife and sister-in-law on July 16, 1999.
Seems like yesterday.
To Sir Paul McCartney: Thank you for writing "Yesterday" (which, btw, came to him in a dream) even though the original working title was "Scrambled Eggs." Rolling Stone Magazine has named it the No. 1 Beatles song of all time. The opening verse to McCartney's "Yesterday" was "Scrambled Eggs/Oh, my baby how I love your legs"
I'm so glad it was just a yoke.
Facebook is blaming Teachbook for "blatantly" stealing its name in an attempt to launch a website for teachers this fall. Teachbook has accused Facebook of bullying them.
The teachers website has all of 47 users online.
I consider that a grave threat.
All of you! To the Principal's office right now!
Pfffft! I thought it was quite nervy of Mariah to use my Mimi name on her Adventures of Mimi tour in 2006. I made a video just for her.