Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Queen's Meme ~ I Can Do a U-Turn In 10 Seconds


Welcome To The Queen's Meme #45
The What Would You Do? Meme

A mixed bag of miscellaneous scenarios

1. You start out on your road trip. You are 90 miles down the road with not a care in the world until you remember you forgot the most important ingredient needed for your vacation. What was it and would you turn around and go back to get it?
Are you kidding? I can do a U-Turn in 10 seconds flat.

2. You are standing in the checkout line at the grocery store. A homeless man walks by and asks for food from your grocery cart. What would you do?
Give it to him.


3. The mailman delivers the wrong mail. It is your neighbor's. You can't stand your neighbor. You realize that inside the small brown package there must be something very secretive, very intriguing and possibly incriminating. What do you do?
I throw it in the local pond because now my fingerprints are on it.

4. Photography Class 101. First exam. The slide show you are presenting is the wrong one. You accidentally left last weekend's party pics in the camera instead. The whole class is watching....

I was away last week. They are watching...

5. You find your boss's wife on Facebook. She is obviously carrying on with another man in blatant fashion and behind his back. What is the first thing that pops into your head when you see your boss the next day at work?
I would tell him that Facebook just reset (AGAIN) the privacy settings (AGAIN) and he should quickly check his friends list. I'm helpful that way.



6. Your plane lands in the wrong vacation spot but you like this one better.
If there is a beach, I don't care where I am. You said beach, right?



7. You walk out of the doctor's office. The news after your yearly checkup is very very good but the news for the person you'd been sitting beside and chatting with in the waiting room is very very bad. You see them in the elevator on the way out and they are in tears. You.....

Ask them if they'd care to talk and would like a cup of coffee.

*beach photography Mimi Lenox*

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6 comments:

The Gal Herself said...

Your boss would be soooo lucky to have such a helpful employee. Clearly, if this whole majesty thing doesn't work out for you, you'd be a success as a minion, too.

coopernicus said...

he he he he.....you said 'beach'...

Jean-Luc Picard said...

How lucky your boss is...mine wouldn't be!

Xmichra said...

lol.. love the first picture, that is priceless!

Travis Cody said...

Love the texture in the wave photograph!

An Eerie Tapestry said...

Good answers. That would be an interesting photography class. Hope your boss's wife was on his friends list, otherwise your helpfulness was to no avail.

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