I never knew I could get in so much trouble. It was not a good day to forget my flyswatter or be an entomophobic. Here are a few very good reasons not to go shopping with me.
making a nuisance of myself.
I break into houses.
WHO would put a $65.00 price tag on Jesus??!!
I can't take him seriously in the 1/2 off section.
And Lord forbid if I should happen to spy.....
and then look what I found. I was mesmerized.
You will not believe what happened when I took the whole world in my hands. ..
All this intense research has made me faint.
I'm going to knock on the door and see if they'll let me use their restroom.
And I could use a sandwich. Maybe some tea....