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Friday, March 12, 2010

Shaking Sand Out of My Crown



All good things must come to an end.
This vacation has been excellent. Home sweet home.

Homer has written Monday's post (I can't wait to read it. He said it was a "welcome home gift") and then it's back on track for me next week.
I don't have time to proofread it all yet as I'm busy shaking sand out of my crown but he tells me it's a glowing report of time spent with his beloved Queen and "other things."
Other things?? What other things? Homer?
Homer?
Homer!!
Get back in here. Where did you go?

I think a debriefing of my trusty palace dog might be in order. When I got home he was on the phone making an appointment with his therapist. I heard him use the word URGENT and something about needing "immediate anxiety relieving medication."

He left a copy of "How To Squelch Online Rumors Before Your Queen Gets Home" on his nightstand.
Hmmmm......and why are there 5000 unread messages in my FB account? I should have known leaving him in charge of my friends list was a bad idea. Why is there no noise from the dungeon? Not a peep do I hear from the prisoners and I've barely set my suitcase down.
And why is he sulking so? What happened while I was gone?
What??! What??!
I can't leave for five minutes without the whole blogosphere going to hell in a hand basket.
What am I gonna do with you people?

And Travis, the spider webs are NOT swept properly!!!

I may have to build a bigger dungeon.


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14 comments:

Travis Cody said...

But but but but but...I switched with Kat! She did the webs and I, uhm...well, I was supposed to be in charge of Homer.

But that dog! He distracted me with that LOLdogs site. You know the one? Cats can has cheeseburgers, and now dogs can has hotdogs.

So I'm not surprised Homer went out of control.

Frank Sirianni said...

PEEP ggg snicker snicker ... shhhhhh I think Mimi heard us.

mielikki said...

Innocent! I am Innocent I tell you!!!!
(If Homer sells me out I know where to find him!!!!)
welcome back

Akelamalu said...

Welcome home! :)

Dawn Drover said...

Phew! I'm so glad I was on vacation too! No dungeon for me.

Do you think I could get a copy of "How To Squelch Online Rumors"?
Might come in handy someday!

Welcome back :)

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I'd check to see if Homer hasn't been buying or selling things on EBay

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - What a flimsy (but hysterical) excuse. I am investigating the matter as we speak.

Mimi Lenox said...

Frank - I heard that giggle! Don't you know there are recording devices down there?

Mimi Lenox said...

Mielikki - Homer has only had kind things to say about you. Are you the one who fed him baklava? That's all he can talk about now.
(Brilliant plan btw)

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - I didn't hear a peep out of you in my suitcase. And please don't tell what I did on vacation. Shhh...

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - I'll send you a copy asap. I have read it cover to cover already. It was written by a blogger. You may know her....

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-Luc - Laughing out loud. Ha!

Ferd said...

You know, you have a nice vacation, and then you have to come home TO THIS! No rest for a weary Queen!
Welcome Home anyway!
:-)

Mimi Lenox said...

Ferd - Ain't it the truth!

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