Monday, January 25, 2010

Monday Mimisms ~ It's All Starr's Fault

A week of no blogging. Whoa. It was weird.
Did anybody miss me?

That's what I thought.

Here are my excuses. My mother gave me a note and everything.
Just ignore that pesky dog.

Top Ten Reasons Mimi Was Away From Her Computer

1. I was having surgery on the surgery I already had. An earring fell in the first time and I made them go back in and get it.

2. More parking lot kissing.

3. I rearranged the castle from head to toe.
It took a full day just to untangle my jewelry.

4. The moat overflowed in a flood. I had to buy a yacht just to get home.

5. Starr tried to teach me to make caramelized eggplant. With all the tossing of the hands in the fresh thyme coating or whatever she said, it ruined my manicure.
Another day in the salon.
I hate her and the turnip she rode in on.

6. I was writing offline. It happens.

7. Ju
st because she's gonna be a big Starr on this show March 29th does not mean she can flaunt her sauteed turnips at me. She knows I can't cook! "It's easy peasey, Mimi," she wrote. "Just toss the wine with the crusty pan and water while you spread wild oregano on carmel or something like that and voila ! You got yourself a dinner. Don't forget to whisk it up with a spatula." Blog Talk Radio may never be the same. She forgot to tell me how much wine to leave in the bottle. Hiccup. And she calls herself a cook.

8. More parking lot kissing miiiiight have kept me busy had it actually occurred in the parking lot.
Only Homer knows for sure and he ain't talkin'.

9. Would you believe I got kidnapped in a Mafia War on Facebook?
10. Turnips. Oh please. Like I have time to buy fruit.

Happy Monday, Everyone.
I'm going to the grocery store.

Do they come in bunches?


Starrlight said...

I was going to say the wine was optional but maybe not :P :P :P

Mimi Lenox said...


I still don't know what you meant by de-glazing the pan with wine or water. It sounds so Jesusy. Aren't we supposed to be GLAZING, not DE-glazing??! That is why I drank the wine first. And yet, the light bulb did not come on.

I ate frozen pancakes for dinner.

Starrlight said...

It's a foo foo term for making a sauce out of pan drippings. That is where most gravies get their really good flavor. You know our hotel in Atlanta is going to have a kitchen. I think you need a food demo. Maybe I will teach everyone to make Greek Meatballs ;)

Mimi Lenox said...

I will bring the karaoke.
You bring the gravy making foo foo.

We can sing and make meatballs at the same time. Wine required.

I hope Kat has her camera ready for that scene.

Anndi said...

What? Her instructions were clear... no?

Travis said...

Of course you were missed! You doubted?

Welcome back!

Bond said...

Didn't I try and teach you to make chicken cutlets once?

Just asking...

Jamie said...

About excuse numbers 2 & 8 .... details, we must have details.

Welcome back.

Mimi Lenox said...

Anndi - Well....ummm....I didn't quote exactly what she said (wink) I might have mixed up a few words.

Mimi Lenox said...

Travis - My own dog hates me!

Mimi Lenox said...

Vinny - That you did, sir.
I failed miserably and then some. But you are a fabulous cook!

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - He is reading. All I will say is....ummm....that's all.

Desert Songbird said...

I mean no disrespect, your Majesty, but your culinary skills make me look like a master chef.

I'm just sayin'.....


Americanising Desi said...

i hope u r well. been a long while!

Mimi Lenox said...

Songbird - Ain't it the truth!

Mimi Lenox said...

AD - I've missed seeing you around. Happy New Year!

The Gal Herself said...

Can Homer be bought? This time I'm sure he has the juicy dirt. But how exactly does one bribe an imaginary dog?

Oh well, it doesn't really matter why our Queen was gone. Now that we know she's back, safe and sound, all her humble subjects are the better for it.

Anonymous said...

Just don't get the parking lot kissing and turnip sauteing confused....

Jean-Luc Picard said...

I want to know all about this car park kissing that is going on!

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