And now for a reality check.
Enter with me, if you will, into the insane world of online dating. This bachelor just put a Proceed With Caution sign on his profile in big, bold alphabet letters. He writes...(P.S. This is a paragraph from an actual dating profile)
""Lust and Like are good words. The other "L" word takes some time to actually pronouce for me. ........Looking for a woman who likes simular t.v. shows, knows how to dance, you know the really important stuff. Are you getting this or are you a blonde ? No offense to you blondes, you understand. Its just a "word" thingy."
They're all perfectly wonderful four-letter wordies. I know!
Let's play Scrabble on our first and last date.
L words....4 letters....hhmmm.......
How about l-a-m-e.
aLONE (ooops. That's 5. I cheated)
Are you getting this?! No offense.
While you're learning to pronounce "the other L word" I'll just be on my way. Got to get those roots touched up. I know somewhere there's a guy who's not afraid of a lil old word like......
What's that? No, you may not jump me.
This is Scrabble, not Checkers.
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