I Didn't Mean To Say Viagra

Let's play the Survey Says Meme from Duchess Linda of Norwich Upon the Thames who writes the ever photographically brilliant blog, Are We There Yet?
I met her off-blog a year ago this week. How time flies.


I'm in a silly mood. I hope you don't mind but I wrote down the first thing that popped into my pencil head.

1. Name something you use in the shower.
Too much water

2. Name a product for men.
Viagra (It's only question 2 and I'm already in trouble)
Scratch that. Forget I said it.
2nd answer is.....Viagra

3. Name something people hate to find on their windshields.
My car is a parking ticket magnet.
"Ticket me! Ticket me!"

4. Name something a man might buy before a date.

Viagra

5. What is another word for blemish?
There is no other word. It's the perfect BLOG word. Sometimes the universe works out that way you know. BL-emish. That's Blog + blemish for all you non-blog speakers.

6. Something you cook in the microwave.
Leftover crumbs. It adds flavor to the nuclear properties.

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
The piano in my sidebar

8 Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
All You Need Is Love.
Hat tip: Beatles
No Viagra

I promise not to say it again!

**ASIDE: I suppose I have this word on the blog brain because of an email I opened this week from a guy who looked old enough to be my great-great-great-great grandfather.
I kid you not. I was not amused.
And I promise never ever ever ever to open my mail again. In fact, it scared me so much I closed down my dating profile. I'm D.O.N.E.
But I digress......

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Just about everything.I can't take him anywhere.

10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Hair Untangling. I'm still doing research.


11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.
Dating an older woman

12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.

Home-o-phobic
(No Boy Scouts were injured in the typing of this answer)

13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Dating
(I've been known to injure with the elbows in the middle of the night)

14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. Bwaaahhaahhaa....Just one?

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying.
If they spent time in after school detention with Maestra Mimi

16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
The one on the Rook card.
He's just ugly

17. Name something someone would wear with a hole in it.
Lingerie

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
Your brain on blog

I spent 80 minutes inside the sterilized coffin MRI machine today with weird vibrations piercing through my body. I drove the technician crazy. But she survived. Luckily, everything seems to be in place - except my brain - which is now magnetically scrambled.

Why does it have to be a blue pill?
That doesn't seem very cheery to me at all.

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