Wednesday, March 25, 2009

I Didn't Mean To Say Viagra


Let's play the Survey Says Meme from Duchess Linda of Norwich Upon the Thames who writes the ever photographically brilliant blog, Are We There Yet?
I met her off-blog a year ago this week. How time flies.

I'm in a silly mood.
I hope you don't mind but I wrote down the first thing that popped into my pencil head.


1. Name something you use in the shower.
Too much water

2. Name a product for men.Viagra (It's only question 2 and I'm already in trouble)Scratch that. Forget I said it.
2nd answer is.....Viagra






3. Name something people hate to find on their windshields.
My car is a parking ticket magnet.
"Ticket me! Ticket me!"


4. Name something a man might buy before a date.
Viagra

5. What is another word for blemish?
There is no other word. It's the perfect BLOG word. Sometimes the universe works out that way you know. BL-emish. That's Blog + blemish for all you non-blog speakers.

6. Something you cook in the microwave.
Leftover crumbs. It adds flavor to the nuclear properties.

7. Name a piece of furniture people need help moving.
The piano in my sidebar

8 Name a reason a younger man might like an older woman.
All You Need Is Love.
Hat tip: Beatles
No Viagra

I promise not to say it again!




**ASIDE: I suppose I have this word on the blog brain because of an email I opened this week from a guy who looked old enough to be my great-great-great-great grandfather.
I kid you not. I was not amused.

And I promise never ever ever ever to open my mail again. In fact, it scared me so much I closed down my dating profile. I'm D.O.N.E.

But I digress......

9. Name something a dog does that embarrasses its owner.
Just about everything.I can't take him anywhere.


10. Name a kind of test you cannot study for.
Hair Untangling. I'm still doing research.



11. Name something a boy scout gets a badge for.

Dating an older woman


12. Name a phrase with the word home in it.
Home-o-phobic
(No Boy Scouts were injured in the typing of this answer)


13. Name a sport where players lose teeth.
Dating
(I've been known to injure with the elbows in the middle of the night)


14. Name something a teacher can do to ruin a student's day. Bwaaahhaahhaa....Just one?

15. What is a way you can tell someone has been crying.
If they spent time in after school detention with Maestra Mimi





16. Name a bird you wouldn't want to eat.
The one on the Rook card.
He's just ugly

17. Name something someone would wear with a hole in it.
Lingerie

18. Name something that gets smaller the more you use it.
Your brain on blog


I spent 80 minutes inside the sterilized coffin MRI machine today with weird vibrations piercing through my body. I drove the technician crazy. But she survived. Luckily, everything seems to be in place - except my brain - which is now magnetically scrambled.
Why does it have to be a blue pill?
That doesn't seem very cheery to me at all.


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52 comments:

Travis said...

So the other day it was about green, and today it's about blue?

Hmmmmmm

Travis said...

Wow! Two times in a row I get to be first!

I just did a little victory dance.

fishingaround said...

being magnetically scrambled is quite fun... hope all is well...

katherine. said...

This is your Queen.

This is your Queen on drugs.

Any Questions???

Southern (in)Sanity said...

Ummmm ... unless things have changed, Boy Scouts don't earn a merit badge for dating older women.

bobbie said...

I can't stop laughing! Thanks for a great start to my day.

Finding Pam said...

I am glad that you still have your fabulous sense of humor. Hope all goes well with your test.

Charles Gramlich said...

You're right. Viagra should come in a RED pill. Bright RED

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

I'm glad to hear all your parts are in place... even if your brain is magnetically scrambled.... :D
{Hugs}

Mark said...

Viagra, it's hard to believe. Why do they give men in nursing homes Viagra? To keep them from rolling out of bed.

Love your wit.

The Gal Herself said...

#17. Yes, the Viagra answers were witty. But, oh! Your Highness! #17! THAT'S FUNNY! You must be feeling better to come up with that.

Linda said...

Oh my gosh - Katherine has me physically laughing out loud and not just doing that LOL'ing thing!

Great job, your Majesty, though it was evident you had Viagra on the brain whilst blogging this one! As for #17, are you sure you weren't blushing just a bit when you wrote that one?!?

I'm off for an MRI myself this evening but it's for my back and not my scrambled brain so I hope it's nowhere near the 80 minutes you were in for yours. As long as I keep my eyes closed I should be fine (I made the mistake of opening them just once - shudder!).

Has it really been a year already since you, Princess Patti, and myself terrorized Bertoni's?? I wonder if they've recovered yet?!?

Mojo said...

Um... Majesty? Is there something I can do to help ease your pain? Because you know I'm all about the Royal Service.

Bond said...

Wait? They owe me a Merit badge for taking Mrs. Magillicudy out when I was 10?

Who knew

BIBI said...

Haha! I love your memes!

Akelamalu said...

LOL Love your answers Mimi! I've done this meme too, scheduled to post next week sometime. :)

Mimi Lenox said...

Trav - I actually think they should be green. That's "happier" and we're talking about happy pills.

Mimi Lenox said...

Fish - Ummm....it was not really "fun" and all is not exactly "well" but I'm managing. Thank you.

Mimi Lenox said...

Katherine - That is one of the funniest comments I've ever read. I can't stop laughing...

Mimi Lenox said...

Southern - Maybe my sense of humor was a little warped on that one.

Mimi Lenox said...

Bobbie - YAY! Laughing is good!

Mimi Lenox said...

Pam - I try. And thanks.

Mimi Lenox said...

Charles - Why red?

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - Well, they're there but not exactly "in place".
Sigh.

Yes, my brain is still scrambled today..

Mimi Lenox said...

Mark - Now THAT was funny.

Mimi Lenox said...

Gal - It was the first thing that popped into my head. I had to write it down. I promised.

My brain is in the proverbial gutter today. Glad it was amusing...

Mimi Lenox said...

Duchess Linda - I was not blushing a bit. I was having a moment.

And I doubt Bertoni's will ever forget us. I wonder if the artificial flowers are still there.

Good luck with your test.

Mimi Lenox said...

Mojo - Now that made me smile. You daring servant!

Mimi Lenox said...

Bond - I knew I wasn't wrong about those Boy Scout badges!

Mimi Lenox said...

Bibi - Thank you!

Mimi Lenox said...

Akelamalu - I will check it out.

Mimi Lenox said...

dadshouse - That was the perfect answer and very quick thinking.

I don't think it makes men "less of a man" either. This is just a meme. Not my life philosophy....

Dawn (Twisted Sister) said...

I'm just checking on your scrambled brains... I do hope you feel better soon! I'm missing your dungeon threats ;)

katherine. said...

what IS the missing link?

I saw this and thought of you…
no really…
I meant it as a compliment.
(hope you feel better)

Jamie said...

Hope you are improving, can soon don some lingerie and that the dating site guy doesn't show up with Viagra.

Ricardo said...

I am not fond of parking tickets.

An MRI? Fun. Glad all is intact.

Desert Songbird said...

MRIs and I do not mix. Only if I have taken plenty of Xanax.

Oh, and I take Viagra, but it's called Revatio and it's a nice, simple white. Good for circulation, you know.

Autumn said...

And here I thought I was too worn out to laugh today. Thank you once again, Your Blajesty. :)

Bud Weiser, WTIT said...

A blue job!

Mimi Lenox said...

Dawn - So you want me to threaten ya, huh? OK. I'll think on that one. Maybe I'd better get back to my Queen throne soon. I'm feeling the power already. I think the MRI put something IN that made me think weird. I'm blaming this meme on that anyway.

Mimi Lenox said...

Kathering - I'm scared to click. OK. Going to now...brb..

Mimi Lenox said...

Katherine - Gorillas??!!! Oh that was funny. Everybody should click the link in your comment above.

Mimi Lenox said...

Jamie - Slowly improving and thank you. I'll think about the lingerie. Do you think that would help?

Mimi Lenox said...

Ricardo - Intact but out of whack.

Mimi Lenox said...

Songbird - I did not know that is was given to women by that name. Hope it is working well for you.

Yes, the MRI was a trip.

Mimi Lenox said...

P.S. Songbird - But I did spend some of my time identifying the tones and octaves. It passed the time but man....even with the earplugs it is LOUD.

Mimi Lenox said...

Autumn - Your Blajesty??! BlasphemY!! Off to the dungeon with ya.

How am I doing, Dawn? Better?

Mimi Lenox said...

Bud - Ha ha ha.
Read your email.

Autumn said...

Um, how about Your Blighness? No...that doesn't sound good. Bleen? Good grief! Every time I try Blogese, it sounds stupid. I'll just stick to American & a bit of Autumnese.

Starrlight said...

Ahh the illusive MILF badge. One must achieve Eagle Scout to even consider trying out for it.

Seriously I know two eagle scouts who did just that.

PS...I wanna read that email!

Jean-Luc Picard said...

Q19: Name anything that begins with 'V' and ends in 'A'?

Mimi Lenox said...

Jean-luc - You've got that right. Redundant. I know.

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