I knew it would happen. I knew one day I would have to get out my Magic Bleeper again. That day has come. And what a shocking day it is. I couldn't believe my blog eyes when I realized that mild-mannered and ever polite Patti the Princess (Late Bloomer Boomer) who is married to dashing Sir Ralph of New England fame.....cursed on her blog. Yes, I said cursed. Can you believe it??!
Not only that, she has perpetuated this blime (that's blog + crime for all you non-blog speakers) in the direction of MY blog - which last I checked was PG Rated - and awarded me the Kick Ass Blogger Award. Cover your children's ears.
AND after she blatantly cussed (that's southern for cursed) she pretended she didn't know she did. "woops, did I just swear?" she said! That sounds like a Southern Belle line (batting Scarlett eyelashes), not a sophisticated northern girl with a doctorate in literary prowess. And what's worse? She said it succinctly!
The very least she could do is drag out the abominable deed and enjoy it awhile.
But not our Patti. When she cusses, she cusses.
What are we gonna do with her??! What's more she cheated and broke the rules by awarding only 3 people and confounded if she didn't corrupt another one of my royals. Linda, Duchess of Norwich Upon The Thames! (who by the way just landed a really groovy job) When she's bad, she's really bad.
Not Linda, Patti. Linda's good, well so is Patti most of the time except for today when she blussed (that's blog + ....oh you know)
I do sincerely thank her for bestowing upon me this blog honor that came her way via The Teach. Based on the history of my wonderful friendship with Patti, I humbly accept this award and badge. This is the history of the award from whence it cameth!
MammaDawg is the creator of the badge. This is what she has to say about it:Maybe they've got incredible, original content. Or they're overflowing with creativity. Is it someone that helps you become a better blogger? Or a bloggy friend you know you can count on? Or maybe it's someone who simply inspires you to be a better person... or someone else who send you to the floor, laughing your ass off.
Do you know any bloggers that kick ass?
Whatever the reason may be, I'm sure you know at least a couple of bloggers that kick ass. Well... why not tell 'em so?The Rules:
- Choose bloggers that you feel are "Kick Ass Bloggers"
- Let 'em know in your post or via email, twitter or blog comments that they've received an award
- Share the love and link back to both the person who awarded you and back to www.mammadawg.com
- Hop on back to the Kick Ass Blogger Club HQ to sign Mr. Linky then pass it on!
And I always have my magic bleeper. Just in case.
Thank you, Princess Patti!
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