"Miss Pencil Skirt?
"Yes, Dr. Doom?"
"How many bananas are you eating....?"
"Lots, Dr. D. Lots."
"You can slack off now, Miss Skirt. Your potassium is normal.
"And the cholesterol?"
"LDL is down 126 points. Normal."
"What are you doing, Miss Skirt?"
"Writing a blog post....why do you ask?"
No, said the impatient Doctor, "what are you doing to get these results? Are you taking your meds Miss Skirt?"
"Yes of course....and....."
"I added more exercise, a berry flavored multi-vitamin with extra stuff for Queens, Omega3 Fish Oil, some focused meditation (ooommmm....) and....
"I did not prescribe garlic pills."
Monday, July 28, 2008
"I forgot that part..."
Just like I've learned not to argue with a four-year-old, Dr. Doom has learned not to argue with moi.
"Take your statin pill. Eat the bananas. Keep doing what you're doing. See you in 3 months."
Was it the garlic? Was it the exercise? Was it the pill? The fish oil? I don't care.
Going to the store now. Out of bananas.
What's for dinner?Wild Salmon marinated in a honey dijon vinaigrette sprinkled with lemon pepper and a splash of garlic and Green beans. (20 minutes 375 degrees...the salmon not the beans....). Sauteed onions on the side is even better (I was out of onions)