Good day. I am your guest host on Mimi Writes today. I’m Boyfriend Prince Extraordinaire. I am here with you today because our Queen (and my girlfriend) is on a quest. She has gathered her most worthy possessions, packed them into the Bloggingham Palace automobile and left the castle. Mimi is on her way to Connecticut. We are really looking forward to our time together.
In other NEWS: Mimi has not yet counted all the Peace Globes that you folks did a HUGE solid with, the June 6th Blogblast for Peace was the biggest yet. However I know I speak for Mimi and most of you, that there is a time for everything. There is a time for peace. That time is now.
Paris: I could break a nail in here.
Guard One: This is my first mission guarding royalty other than Hamlet. Act 1, Scene 2. You are royalty from where?
Guard One: Surly a woman on your wealth and stature, must be well versed in the classics!
Paris: I have heard a Classic Rock Radio Station once. No, twice. But I was drunk.
Guard One: Sounds like you’ve learned your lesson here.
Paris: Yes. When you inevitably get pulled over after a night of drinking, recreational drugs and a hot adult event that I will talk about on your blog, Boyfriend Dear.
Guard One: I’m Guard One
Paris: Yea, Babe. You couldn’t dress the part?
Prince: Paris no one can see us doing this lame bit. And I have more important worries. About the Queen.
Paris: Yes, Wise one. And what became of her?
Prince: Paris, stay with me here. Mimi is driving from Banister to Downtown, Connecticut.
Paris: And you are writing in her blog, why?
Prince: To let her family, friends an readers know that she is doing fine. And to give her readers a bit of entertainment until she arrives.
Paris: You miss her.
Prince: It shows?
Paris: Does the fact that I am a complete idiot show?
Prince: Right, got it. Lots, by the way.
Mimi wanted everyone to know that she will be back and blogging as soon as she gets here. Oops. It might be late. First thing in the morning then. Here on Mimi Writes.
Update: Can someone say Over?