I'm on my way to the North Pole to take back these blasted elves! I hope I haven't lost the receipt.
I asked for one simple little waving elf (see??!!) and Santa sent me 390. The Big Guy has obviously installed too many batteries this time. Or else there's some crazy cloning research going on in Santa's Workshop that we don't know about. Mama Elf must be on fertility meds. I've tried to post this "Letter To Santa" story three times since last night. Every time I upload the pic they start to multiply. SEE????! The little darlings are hellbent to wave at you! So I said, "Hey Guys! Knock yourself out!" I'll be back in awhile.I have a few things to say to Santa. ............P.S. Have you noticed I've been having technical difficulties lately?
NO! Tinsel Head! I don't care if you're hungry. You guys are not staying for dinner.
Somebody.....ANYBODY......Please wave at them. I can't take it anymore.