Late last night I received a phone message from law enforcement authorities who assured me that I can soon put down the migraine pill bottle. Here's what Officer Jim Bob - one of Small Town's finest - had to say about the ensuing scandal that is rocking my cyber world. Interesting voice, too....did I hear John Lennon in the background? No. Couldn't be. Anyway.... CLICK HERE or scroll down to read my previous post which explains why I need a tall handsome man in a uniform (uhh.....well...you know what I mean).
"Ma'am. We've read the report about the missing Peace Globes. And I want you to know that we've got some of our best people on this now.
I feel so much better now.
And you thought good 'ole boys were incompetent!